Go on, touch it.

Should I?

I’m not sure.

Go on, touch it.

I’d really like to touch it.

Me too. It’s strange, isn’t it?

How so?

Well, why do we want to touch it, do you think?

Go on, touch it.

Yes, I think I agree. Go on, touch it.

Alright.

Is he going to touch it?

Are you really going to touch it?

Oh, he’s going to touch it.

Yes, I’m going to touch it. Here I go.

There he goes.

Yes, there he goes.

I’m touchi

Oh, he touched it.

Yeah, he touched it!

What happened?

He’s dead now.

Yeah, he definitely died.

Do you think it’s because he touched it?

It’s hard to think why it wouldn’t have been that, right?

Agreed.

Yes.

Yeah.

Indeed.

It’s definitely because he touched it.

That’s really disappointing.

…

Go on, touch it.

I know right! I still really want to!

Me too!

Hahaha, oh my god, I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

What is it?

I mean, that’s the question isn’t it?

How do we find out?

Go on, touch it.

Yes, I agree.

Me too.

How else are we going to know?

Go on, touch it.

Yes, go on, touch it.

Touch it!

Wait, who?

Me?

Go on, touch it.

No, not you. Touch it.

I’ll touch it.

There, see, she’ll touch it.

Yes, she’ll touch it.

Go on—oh she’s already dead.

Yeah, I think she might have died on the way to touching it.

Did anybody get a good look?

I was too busy talking about who’s going to touch it.

Me too.

Yep.

Yes, I’m guilty as well.

Same here.

Well, the original question still stands then, doesn’t it?

Agreed.

Touch it?

Go on, touch it.

I’ll be honest, I would touch it, but now I’m worried about dying.

Me too.

Yeah, me too.

I think I might be really worried about dying if I touch it.

Me too!

Yes, I was feeling the same way.

Yeah. Haha.

This situation is more complex than it first appeared.

Mm.

Indeed.

Yep.

I have an idea.

He’s got an idea.

Go on, then.

Well, what if somebody touches it, and then somebody touches them touching it?

Go on, touch it, touch it?

Precisely.

I don’t understand.

Me either.

I might.

Do you want to touch it, or touch it, touch it?

I’ll touch it, touch it, if that’s okay.

Who’s going to touch it, then?

Go on, touch it.

Should I?

Should you?

Should she?

Yeah, go on.

Go on, touch it.

I agree.

Yes, I think that’s best.

Agreed.

Mm-hm.

Okay, here I go.

Wait!

Is he touching you?

Oh, right, haha.

Hahahaha.

Oh my god.

Imagine.

Could you imagine?

Geez.

Oh man. We’re losing focus here.

Eyes on the prize everyone, come on.

Sorry, I got caught up in the moment and forgot.

It’s okay.

Me too.

Go on, touch it, then.

Yes, right.

Right, right.

Okay, everybody remembers the plan?

Right, okay.

Yes, I do.

Me too.

Yes.

Alright, everybody touch him then.

Right?

Is that—

Okay.

Right.

Yes.

Go on, touch it.

Everybody’s ready?

Yes!

I am.

I’m so excited!

Me too!

Here we go.

Indeed.

Go on! Tou